norulesnobras:

Who lives in a cupboard under the stairs?

Harry Potter

A scar on his forehead and unruly hair

Harry Potter 

If magical wonders be something you wish

Harry Potter 

Then board up that train and dress like a witch

Harry Potter 

I can’t hear you

Harry Potter 

Harry Potter 

Harry

Potter

nyah nyah nyah nyah

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wallywesticle:

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed)

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  • Me: Can i have your babies?
  • One Direction: ....What?
  • Me: Can i have your autograph?
  • One Direction: Oh, it sounded like something else..
  • Me: What did you think i said?
  • One Direction: Can you have my babies.
  • Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
  • One Direction: But i wasn't-
  • Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
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